Sex anyone?

So I woke up this morning & checked my voicemail expecting a message from my friend Michelle. Instead, I have a message from my ex-husband insisting that I come out to a bar and hang with he & his friends last night. Persuading me, in fact, to do so.

What the fuck is that all about?!?

Did he get drunk and decide it would be funny? Did he really want to see me? Either way, it's weird.

Just a few weeks ago we were text messaging each other and he practically offered himself up to me for random booty calls. No, not practically. He DID offer me sex!

Am I that good? Is he that desperate? Who the hell knows.

I declined the offer.