Gay diagnosis

I had a dream the other night that I was still married to my ex. I kept calling and calling but still couldn't manage to reach him on his cell phone. I was getting worried because I didn't know where he was and it wasn't like him to disappear. All of a sudden, my phone rings. It's him. He's at the hospital and has just been diagnosed as gay. Gay! As if it's a disease that one can be "diagnosed" with.

The funny thing is that my reaction was something like "well, that exaplains a lot of the problems we've been having lately."